Lucas Bligh
Always thought of as an outcast, and having only band-dorks as friends, this young man thought to take his life in a different direction. He decided to join the football squad, at great peril to himself, to get the attention of the kinda-hot-in-a-6th-grader-sort-of-way cheerleader. Defying all the odds, and his nerd-hating coach (and the rest of the goons on the football team except Charlie Sheen), he actually scored some playing time in a game.
Much to our delight, he didn’t get the girl, he didn’t make the catch, and he got pummeled mercilessly. But let us not forget the great, everlasting contribution he DID make: He was awarded the first ever slow-clap (I can’t remember one before 1986) outside his locker the next day at school. Thank you Lucas Bligh.
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