Big John

This wild stallion created his best work in 1987, in his stellar supporting role as Big John in the motion picture, “Can’t Buy Me Love.”

Perhaps his best moment was when he stealthfully passed some enormously rotten gas on Ronald McDonald Miller, while he was hiding in his dad’s Tic-Tac-Tile-mobile.

The classic theatrical football goon, Big John filled the role that all 80’s movies needed: The token Jock.

I’m not sure if he ever acted again after this. Kudos, Big John– way to go out on top.

~ by jacobsen77 on August 18, 2008.